15 RESULTS FOR: George Burns
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
George BurnsNo snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.
George BurnsI honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
George BurnsI get a standing ovation jaust standing.
George BurnsI'm going to stay in show business until I'm the last one left.
George BurnsNice to be here At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
George BurnsSmartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
George BurnsI would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
George BurnsToo bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
George BurnsI'd rather be a failure at something I enjoy than a success at something I hate.
George BurnsEveryday happiness means getting up in the morning, and you can't wait to finish your breakfast. You can't wait to do your exercises. You can't wait to put on your clothes. You can't wait to get out -- and you can't wait to come home, because the soup is hot.
George BurnsHappiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
George BurnsDon't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
George BurnsI can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
George BurnsAge to me means nothing. I can't get old I'm working. I was old when I was twenty-one and out of work. As long as you're working, you stay young. When I'm in front of an audience, all that love and vitality sweeps over me and I forget my age.