18 RESULTS FOR: Groucho Marx
I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.
Groucho MarxEither this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
Groucho MarxFrom the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
Groucho MarxAge is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
Groucho MarxI've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
Groucho MarxA child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Groucho MarxGo, and never darken my towels again.
Groucho MarxI never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Groucho MarxI find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Groucho MarxIt isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
Groucho MarxThose are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Groucho MarxShe got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
Groucho MarxMy mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
Groucho MarxWomen should be obscene and not heard.
Groucho MarxMoney frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
Groucho MarxMilitary justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Groucho MarxMilitary intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Groucho MarxOutside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.