12 RESULTS FOR: W. C. Fields
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
W. C. FieldsThere comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
W. C. FieldsA rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
W. C. FieldsI've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother.
W. C. FieldsI am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
W. C. FieldsA thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
W. C. FieldsI always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy.
W. C. FieldsSome weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
W. C. FieldsHorse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
W. C. FieldsI never vote for anyone I always vote against.
W. C. FieldsReminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
W. C. FieldsLast week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
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