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12 RESULTS FOR: W. C. Fields


Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

W. C. Fields

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.

W. C. Fields

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

W. C. Fields

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother.

W. C. Fields

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

W. C. Fields

A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.

W. C. Fields

I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy.

W. C. Fields

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.

W. C. Fields

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

W. C. Fields

I never vote for anyone I always vote against.

W. C. Fields

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.

W. C. Fields

Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.

W. C. Fields



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